Zach or Tyler ⚢ 24

^{(Have fun with it, It's the World Wide Web)}

5–7 Business Days

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Happy Elements is watching me, and has been for the past 5 years. This surveillance thusly culminated in the basis of the character known to many of you as "Amagi Rinne". Please ignore its troublesome existence, as it is a deliberate caricature of my being.

WARNING: If you are reading this, then this is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your parents house. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity, you will become a statistic.